|
|
To the victorious Rangers goes the top prize,
The El Presidente's Trophy!
|
 |
 |
To the second (last) place Bruins goes the Booby Prize.
|
|
|
|
Now on to the personal awards. Just like grade-school soccer, everybody gets a trophy...
|
|
|
|
In the NHL, they call the scoring title the "Art Ross". Here, we call it the "Rob Ross".
|
 |
|
|
 |
Demonstrating gentlemanly cherry-picking and playing down to the level of a 40 year old, we present the Lady Byng Beer Bong.
|
|
|
|
With another stellar season of hacking and whacking, the Chuck Norris trophy goes to the best defenseman...
|
 |
|
|
 |
Who else to receive the Comeback Player of the Year???
|
|
|
|
The 2009-2010 Sniper Award goes to...
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
The Broken Stick of the Year Award goes to Mike Smigs, who killed a disproportionate quantity of twigs for the fourth straight season. Good Job, Killer!
|
|
|
|
The first annual Drano Award goes to some guy I don't know. Accepting the award after driving all night is Anthony Caputo.
|
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
There was a three way tie for Exorcist of the year. Vic, El Presidente, and Ross have been given this prestigious trophy for their unwavering ability to dispatch Huff N Puff demons. When there's a pesky poltergeist floating around, Who You Gonna Call?
|
|
|
|
Gunner.
Any
Questions?
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
For puttin' on the foil in defense of a teammate, Terry wins the Hanson Trophy. Toys Optional.
|
|
|
|
The first annual invisible man award was almost a tie, but Lovinelli showed a couple more times.
Therefore, by default, the award goes to Joe Smiggy.
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
When he was here, he was a stud. He just couldn't show up, though, so Jerry wins the first annual Karpovtsev award.
|
|
|
|
Ow. OW. Ow. That's all we heard all season, then he hides on B-line for a month.
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
Without question, Casper walks away with the inaugural Tony Monero trophy.
|
|
|
|
We couldn't find a picture of any cement shoes...
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
Who else could ever win the "Ray Of Sunshine" award?
|
|
|
|
You can't bring daddy to hockey without repercussions.
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
Keith wanted the Calder Cup, but it wouldn't fit over the Wookie suit. Regardless, he wins Rookie of the Year and gets to throw out the first pitch at a White Sox game. No one notices.
|
|
|
|
Tommy was so stellar in net this year that he was invited to play for the Swiss Olympic Team...
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
Although Kenny wears a nice red suit, Rodney wins Best Santa by virtue of the whiskers.
|
|
|
|
We all take a tumble now and then, but Kevin wins the prize with a late-season half-gainer, full twist, 3 meter from a Russian MIG inverted pile driver.
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
Turnstile of the year? No question. Looking for the net? Right this way. No Re-entry without a hand stamp or $15.
|
|
|
|
It's easy to go down with an injury, just ask Grieco.
This year's
'Down For The Count'
award goes to James "Redwood" Bott.
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
The first annual Yoda Award goes to Bobby Stiles. His quickness and accuracy swinging the light saber has become stuff of legend.
|
|
|
|
Yes, he's fast.
Yes, he's a super hero.
No, he won't help you cut the line at Six Flags.
|
 |
|
|
|
Last but not least,
you can't step on the ice in shower shoes without recognition...
|
 |
|
|
Have a great summer, boys!
|
|
|
